Tuesday, 27 October 2009
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Bainimarama to Undergo Brain Fingerprinting
It can be revealed that Frank Bainimarama will be subjected to Brain Fingerprinting when he is investigated for the murders of CRW Soldiers as well as identifying the shadowy figures behind the 2006 coup.
In a Brain Fingerprinting test, words, pictures or sounds describing salient features of a crime are presented by a computer, along with other, irrelevant information, that would be equally plausible for an innocent subject.
Items are chosen that would be known only to the perpetrator and to investigators, but not to the public or to an innocent suspect. The subject is told which features he will see (e.g., the murder weapon), but is not told which item is correct (e. g, gun, knife, or baseball bat).
When a subject recognizes something as significant in the current context, the brain emits a specific brain response. If the record of the crime is stored in the subject's brain, this response appears when the subject recognizes the correct, relevant items. If not, then the P300 electrical brain wave response response is absent.
A computerized mathematical analysis of the data determines whether or not the subject has knowledge of the salient details of the crime.
As with other scientific evidence, Brain Fingerprinting testing does not prove guilt or innocence per se. It provides information about what is stored in the suspect's brain.
Sadly the only P300 MERMER (brain waive response) that will be retrieved from Franks Brain is a flash of light followed by the sound of woodpecker fireworks and a long and windy path through a cassava patch as he descends into the fire of eternal damnation.
PS: This was published for the LOLZ burn after reading.
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